Predictions

1) Sex will become monotonous

So I've had a few relationships before and I know that over time, sex can become monotonous. It loses the urgency it has when it's rare. However, that sex has been with the same person over and over. So there's a chance the novelty of each new person will make it interesting. Still, I foresee it getting boring.

2) Performances will increase in duration

I figure it will just take more to excite me

3) I'll become sad that I'm unable to have a relationship or an actual date for a year

And that's assuming anyone ever wants to date me again! But, alas, this is science.

4) I'll become much, much more relaxed